thats what she said

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[that's what she said]
March 15
  • greenpeace jerk: hey, how about a minute to save the rainforest?
  • david: what do I have to do, just listen to you?
  • greenpeace jerk: well, there's lots of things you can do--
  • david: like sign something?
  • greenpeace jerk: well, yes, and--
  • david: and then you'll have my name?
  • greenpeace jerk: yeah well--
  • david: and you'll want my contact info too right?
  • greenpeace jerk: I mean, if you're willing to volunteer or anything--
  • david: so it's not just "a minute" to save the rainforest, it's more like "sign up and let us send you stuff to keep our non-profit status with the government," right?
  • greenpeace jerk: you could have just kept walking, dude. I've been out here for like 5 hours.
  • david: we've been chatting for about a minute. how much of the rainforest do you think we just saved?